Happy Thanksgiving!

Happy Thanksgiving. I am truly thankful for every blessing I have been given. I am thankful to God for my family, friends, and my health. I truly truly do not take anything for granted. I hope everyone has a great Thanksgiving day......

So.......

The rest of this post it now titled:

The Stupid Shit That Pisses Me The Fuck Off!

Let's start with Thanksgiving, shall we? (to be more specific- Thanksgiving as it is celebrated in public schools)

The kids are all told to give thanks. <- And that's where the sentence ends. Give thanks to who? or to what? Give thanks to the toilet paper for cleaning your ass? The schools can't and won't dare say God, because that would cause a tear in the space/time continuum and we would cease to exist. The Pilgrims gave thanks to God. NOT TO THE INDIANS.

Which reminds me.....

The friendly peace loving Native Americans that saved the poor retarded Pilgrims by teaching them to hunt and fish and grow corn and breathe, didn't exist. Ask Laura Ingalls how fucking friendly the Indians were. Scalping wasn't a way to regrow hair. The Pilgrims made peace with the Indians. The next person who spews the whole "poor peace loving Native Americans" crap gets a flaming arrow to the chest.

Oh and here's another thing the pisses me off- the terms BCE and CE being used in place of BC and AD. "Common Era"? Are you fucking kidding me? If we can just replace terms whenever we feel like it, I'm replacing the term "progressive" with "piece of shit socialist bastard". (soon to be followed by replacing the term "hello" with "go fuck yourself")

Since I started this poetic post with Thanksgiving, I would like to end it with Thanksgiving- the PETA Thanksgiving TV spot. It warms my heart to see PETA exploit a young girl to save a turkey. How far does your head have to be up your ass to come up with ads like this? I hope that we find out that vegetables can feel pain so they all have to run around naked and starve to death. (I'll have dark meat please-mmmmm delicious murdered bird thigh)

So, that's it. My Thanksgiving post. If you thought it would be warm and fuzzy, you probably need the Betty Ford clinic. (seriously-what the fuck were you thinking?)

Happy Thanksgiving! :D

The Governor...and Zombies!

So New Jersey has elected a new governor. Chris Christie....a republican. That may seem like a great achievement by itself, but considering how the dead vote in New Jersey, it's almost a miracle.

Last time I checked, most of the free range zombies in the state are Democrats. My personal zombie hoard was locked up tight in the dungeo...I mean basement....oh fuck it- it's a dungeon. I counted them twice last night just to be sure they were all there. I have them trained to vote Republican, but they get ooze all over the ballots and it's a pain in the ass to try to mail them in that way.

The democrats in this state must have lost control of their zombies. Maybe they were all gay and went to Taxachewsettes to get married. Wait... is zombie marriage legal there yet?

Anyway, I hope our new Governor does what he says he will do. It would be nice to see the taxes here decreased. The state needs a good cleaning. Only time will tell now. Hopefully he keeps his promises.....

If not, I could always let the hoard out.... :D

Czars Czars everywhere ( It makes me want to drink)

"He shall have power, by and with the advice and consent of the Senate, to make treaties, provided two thirds of the Senators present concur; and he shall nominate, and by and with the advice and consent of the Senate, shall appoint ambassadors, other public ministers and consuls, judges of the Supreme Court, and all other officers of the United States, whose appointments are not herein otherwise provided for, and which shall be established by law: but the Congress may by law vest the appointment of such inferior officers, as they think proper, in the President alone, in the courts of law, or in the heads of departments." From section 2 of Article 2 of the Constitution(Presidential power)

Hello Komrades!

OK. So, there were 17 Czars in our beloved country the last time I wrote here. I figured I could go through the list, and let everyone know a little bit about each...

The joke's on me huh? Thirty + Czars?

I put that little chunk of Constitutional goodness at the top of this little rant, because I'm not sure that all this Czariness is really constitutional. Wouldn't these Czars be "inferior officers" or "heads of departments"? Has congress vested any of them? DO THEY EVEN KNOW WHO THE HELL THEY ALL ARE? (Has anyone figured out if any member of congress can even read...I mean they OBVIOUSLY don't read bills...)

I'm not really sure what kind of power the Czars actually have. Does the health czar override the head of HHS? Does the health czar tell HHS what to do? It seems that there would be a lot of head-butting caused by czars.

It couldn't possibly be that the czars are there to take control of things behind the scenes while we don't notice...I mean, that's just silly! It's not like they're going to start telling us what to eat or drive....or....

I think it's important to know who is running our government. We should know where they came from, what they believe in, what their agenda is, and who they choose to associate themselves with. It makes a difference. These czars were appointed without any public knowledge of their histories...or affiliations...or characters....for a reason.

But then again, what do I know....I sleep in a casket, right? ;)

Know Your Czars Part 1

     So, you've probably heard by now that the President of the United States has decided that he really doesn't need the silly "checks and balances" system that our founding fathers set up.  He has found a really simple way around that pesky legislative branch of our government. The CZAR!

The czar is appointed by the President, and only has to answer to the President.  They don't need to be confirmed.  They don't have to show up when congress asks them to.  They are in control of billions of our tax dollars, but are not accountable to us. Sweet little power grab- ain't it!

     I've been trying to find a single source with a listing of all of the President's current czars, but I am having no luck.  I have decided to try to find information on as many of them as I can ( so we can see the people who are running our country).

     So I present to you:

KNOW YOUR CZARS

Part One

Energy/Environmental Czar: CAROL BROWNER (Democrat)

Basic Information:

• DOB: 12-16-55 Born in Miami Florida
  
• 1977 BA in English from the University of Florida
  
• 1979 JD University of Florida College of Law
  
• Occupation: Lawyer
  
• Administrator of the EPA under President Clinton 1993-2001
  

Carol Browner is a member of three groups worth mentioning

• -CITIZEN ACTION:consumer advocacy organization focused on environmentalism and socialized medicine.  It was destroyed by its participation in the 1997 money laundering scandal to funnel illegal contributions to the re-elect Ron Carey as president of the teamsters union.

• -LEAGUE OF CONSERVATION VOTERS: this is a left wing lobbying organization devoted to "shaping a pro environment congress and white house"

• -CENTER FOR AMERICAN PROGRESS: left wing think tank started by Halerpin and Soros, aimed at "developing a long-term vision of a progressive America" and "providing a forum to generate new progressive ideas and policy proposals".  Spokespeople for this group include John Podesta, Eric Alterman, and Morton Halperin
  

     Ah unions, payoffs, money laundering...this administration sure is fun...and we've only just begun!

Why People Piss Me Off-chapter 1

     I'm a pretty easy going person.  It takes a lot for me to get angry.  Having said that, I should say there is one sure way to piss me off. TALK DOWN TO ME.

     I do not assume to know anything about a person I have never spoken with at first glance.  I don't talk down to anyone.  I CAN'T STAND PEOPLE WHO DO!!!!!  What is the point of it?  To put me in my place?  To make yourself feel wrongly superior, or to just be a big old bitch?  Is it because you always get away with doing it?  Is it that you think because I am NOT a raving lunatic bitch, that I will just put up with it?

     I have to say that I had this happen to me today.  I thoroughly enjoyed making the woman, who spoke to me like I was her dog, look like a complete idiot.  The person who overheard this conversation was laughing so hard that she had to walk away.  (and I never even raised my voice)

    Maybe if people took their heads out of their asses, and realized that there is more to see in this life than just their own reflections, the world might actually be a better place.  Maybe. (but what do I know)

Rules For Reword the Retweet Friday

So, since we've already turned Follow Friday into a complete freakfest, it seems a fun new mind melting game has come about.

It is called Reword the Retweet Friday.

Quick rules:

-you can change any part of the tweet you are going to retweet. You can add or remove parts of the original tweet

-you must put everything you add to the tweet in ALL CAPS

-you must use the hashtag #rwrtf at the end of the tweet

Only reword the retweet  of someone who is playing. LOL

Have fun. See you on twitter!

Disney channel shows

     So, the Jonas Brothers have a new show on Disney channel.  You would think that this would make me wretch.  I should really hate it.  I really don't!  It made me laugh.  (more than once).

     It seems that I find myself watching Disney channel more and more these days, even if my kids are not home.  I know all of the shows, all of the characters, and all of the theme songs (this includes playhouse Disney), but WHY?

     I think it might have something to do with the fact that the shows are all comedies (which I love), and that they are more like the sitcoms I grew up with than anything on the big three networks.  They remind me of a "Happy Days" kind of sitcom- safe, silly humor. They have just enough "adult" jokes hidden in them to keep them interesting. The Jonas Brother's show actually reminded me of "the Monkeys".  Nickelodeon's "ICarly" and "Drake and Josh" are pretty good too.

     I like shows that I can watch with my kids without having to explain why they shouldn't say the word asshole.  They're aren't too many of them left.  Reality TV is neither reality nor good TV, so that doesn't leave much else.  They're are plenty of dramas, but they are pretty boring.  (except for LOST).

     So there it is, why I watch Disney channel all...wait... Hannah Montana's on.....gotta run